Maimuna’s Memoir: Entitled Passengers

After a long series of arguments he finally obliged and got up. The Air Hostess led him to his seat which was a middle seat in the aisle section. Problem solved! If he knew he would eventually get up, why was he being difficult? And then we have the ‘I Too Know’ passengers.

They are the passengers who fly frequently and as such feel so much at home with a particular airline so that they know how the seats and the entertainment work. They know the most comfy places to seat on the plane, they stretch their legs a lot, standing when the plane is in flight and walking up and down the aisle.

They even use the toilet during turbulence! They have no qualms sleeping on empty seats at the back of the plane. They do not use their seatbelts at take off or landing. And of course some of them love to hoard red wine and other types of snacks as the food trolley goes by. They believe that they can eat and have as much as they like since their flight ticket includes feeding!