See Me, See Trouble

The harmattan weather this January tie wrapper o! How many times did I use lip balm? The dust nko? It is waging a war. That’s why I decided to get a nose mask from the nearest pharmacy, I do not want wahala o! But come see me, see trouble?

I was leaving my office jejely wearing my nose mask and decided to stop by at a shop nearby for some lozenges. That is how some folks in the shop, especially one man who had this disdainful expression on his face kept staring at me and my nose mask as if we fell from Jupiter.

Trust me, I like being the centre of attention. So, instead of being embarrassed, I wore it like I was strutting down a runway for Christian Dior.